ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:
->Smart man + smart woman = romance
->Smart man + dumb woman = affair
->Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
->Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH:
->A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
->A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
->A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
->A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
->A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
->A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS:
->To be happy with a man,
->you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
->To be happy with a woman,
->you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
MEMORY:
->Any married man should forget his mistake
->Smart man + smart woman = romance
->Smart man + dumb woman = affair
->Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
->Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH:
->A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
->A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
->A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
->A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
->A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
->A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS:
->To be happy with a man,
->you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
->To be happy with a woman,
->you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
MEMORY:
->Any married man should forget his mistake
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