Thursday, January 29, 2009

kaziranga tiger attack


a must watch video

11 Success Tips for office career












Wednesday, January 28, 2009

inspirational quotes: Teachings of buddha,Ryokan & from fu shan-hui, dhammapada








weight loss diet for men


The Day Off Diet is the best weight loss diet for men. The
following are the reasons why:

1. The Day Off Diet comes with a high quality muscle building
program free of charge. This program is revolutionary in that it
shows you how to build muscle much faster and much more
efficiently than the usual out dated methods of strength
training.

Not only will this program help you to look better and help you
to gain strength that will make you feel more powerful and
confident. It will also help you to lose fat faster because
every pound of muscle burns 50 calories every day even while at
rest.

2. The Day Off Diet allows for a "day off" every 7th day. Most
people choose Saturday as their "day off." This has the obvious
benefit of allowing you to satisfy any cravings you have on a
regular basis. It also lets you live your life to the fullest.
You can go out and party or do whatever else you want every
Saturday without worrying about your diet. You can literally eat
and drink anything you want and not be slowing down your weight
loss. In fact you'll actually be speeding it up.

How does eating anything you want once a week speed up your
weight loss? It does this by increasing your metabolism. The
problem with other diets is that they put your metabolism in
starvation mode because of constant low calorie intake. The
weekly "calorie spike" of this diet is not only a lot of fun, it
actually helps you lose weight faster. It's a true revolution in
dieting.

3. The Day Off Diet "green light" food guideline system is
extremely easy to follow. When you are dieting 6 days a week
(remember every 7th day there's no dieting at all) you will
follow the green light, yellow light, red light food guideline
system which does not require any calorie counting or carb
counting. It requires no food journals or any other method of
keeping track of what you eat. This is very important
psychologically as constantly thinking about your food will make
it harder to stick with your diet. On this diet you don't have
to worry about what you've eaten or what you will eat. It's all
there for you already.

4. Low calorie diets don't teach you how to eat, they only
force you to go hungry by restricting the amount you can eat.
This is not a long term lifestyle. When you go off your low
calorie diet you will gain your weight right back. On the other
hand, on The Day Off Diet you will learn which foods you should
be eating more of, and which foods you should be eating less of.
It'll be less about eating less and more about eating the right
things, more often. This will allow you to be healthy for the
rest of your life.

5. The Day Off Diet is 100% guaranteed. There's a 60 day full
money back refund period so that you can try the diet with no
risk. There's no reason not to start it today.

6. The Day Off Diet is available online for instant download.
There's no reason to wait. You can start right now.

7. The program includes a free "mystery" bonus that will show
you how you can not only lose weight with this program, you can
actually make money online from it as well. Imagine losing
weight and making money at the same time.

Just How Do Hearing Aids Work?



It's amazing that a device as small as a hearing aid can change
a person's life as much as it does. Those of you who have had an
experience of wearing a hearing aid must have wondered how it
actually works, well they're pretty amazing things. Here we will
discuss the basic working of different types of hearing aids
that are currently available on the market.

All hearing aids have certain things in common, all hearing
aids have the same basic components without these components,
hearing aids would simply be unable to function. These
components are: a microphone that picks up sounds around you, an
electronic circuit that amplifies this sound and a receiver that
transfers amplified sound to inner ear to be heard. The circuit
works with the help of a battery, and all this equipment is
housed within a small case which can fit in a variety of
different places.

So, you see the hearing aid is simply a sound amplifier. That's
how you are able to hear many sounds that you were previously
unable to hear thanks to this advice. Hearing aids are split
into two main categories, digital and analog. Analog aids are
further divided into conventional and programmable aids.
Programmable analog aids allow you to program specific
functionality within the hearing aid to make it suitable for
different environments, these settings can be changed by using a
switch or a remote control.

Digital hearing aids work in much the same way as a
programmable analog aid. The only difference is that these
digital aids are self-adjusting. This means that the wearer
doesn't have to change the volume or any other setting manually.
Digital aids are characterized by the sampled analog signals as
only high and low impulses. These signals are then manipulated
by using techniques of digital signal processing to add extra
features to the hearing device, including noise reduction,
automatic gain control, compression and sound generation.
Digital hearing aids are much more expensive than analog because
of this extra functionality.

In addition to this classification, hearing aids are also
distinguished on the basis of their style. Four popular styles
are BTE (behind the ear), ITE (in the ear), ITC (in the canal)
and CIC (completely in the canal). Their names pretty much
explain where they all fit. Each type looks different and each
are suitable for different degrees of hearing loss.

BTE hearing aids are composed of an ear mold that fits behind
the ear, and tubing that transmits the sound to the ear. They
are easy to use, easy to clean and easy to maintain. However,
because of their size they are quite noticeable. These types of
hearing aids are especially designed for kids because they may
struggle to manage the other types of hearing aids. ITE hearing
aids completely fit inside the ear and are barely visible. They
usually come with extra functions like a telephone switch to
allow the user to easily listen to a telephone conversation. ITC
and CIC work in a similar way, but ITC aids are somewhat bigger
in size than CIC hearing aids. For more info see

http://www.firsthea ringaids. com/comparerevie ws/hearing_ aid_manufacturer s.html

on kinds of hearing.

There is another type of hearing aid that is much less well
known, this is called the bone conduction hearing aid. This is
designed for people whose eardrum or ear canal becomes so
damaged that other hearing aids are not feasible. The brain
interprets these vibrations as sound. There is an additional
component in this type of device, known as the oscillator, which
receives sound signals and produces vibration according to their
pattern. These aren't very common, they're only really used by
people that have no alternative.

NUDIST YOGA:A Shear Pleasure for a Couple Wanting to Enhance Sexual Compatibility

For the last two decades various yoga practices have been
brought into the mainstream. These decades could be better
termed as renaissance decades for yoga. Among age old yoga
practices most objectionable practice of naked yoga or nudist
yoga has been also revived.

In America a good number of men and women find nudist yoga as a
source of great relaxation and peace of mind. Every year, a
reasonable increase in nudist yoga practitioners or seekers has
resulted in a good number of nudist yoga classes. Therein you
are needed to shed your clothes in order to perform yoga.

The concept of naked yoga has been derived from the concept of
Ancient India- Tantra Yoga. This yoga ensures your holistic
health improvement like other forms of yoga. You are made to
shed clothes to be in a liberated mental and physical state that
greatly ensures your desired attainment from yoga practices.

If you are sick of appearing naked before people in nudist yoga
classes, a good number of naked yoga videos have come on the
block to solve your problem. You can practice nudist yoga while
watching these videos at home. However you are required to take
tips from an expert nudist yogi before starting your nudist yoga
practice.

Naked yoga therapy is specifically meant to enhance your sexual
capacity. That's why a couple not satisfied with their sexual
compatibility is often recommended to perform nudist yoga to
increase their sexual drive as well as compatibility to lead a
better sexual life. The practice has been even found useful in
curing various sexual abnormalities. Male impotency could be
effectively remedied with certain naked yoga asanas.

Naked yoga is also connected with metaphysics. Its
practitioners claim that they get much needed tranquility and
salvation by practicing nudist yoga.

An interesting trend has been noticed recently. Folks are
longing for a naked yoga performance on beach under the sun to
attain twin objectives of yoga benefits as well as suntan.
However you are required to take permission from authorities to
perform naked beach yoga. Many nudist yoga classes on beach
sides are also started to meet this growing demand of nude yoga
at the beach side.

Couple nudist yoga is also gaining great acceptance. With the
help of naked couple yoga videos, a couple can enjoy performing
naked yoga at home. The practice helps in increasing sexual
compatibility
between the spouses.

If you happen to be comfortable without clothes, naked yoga is
a sheer fun.

About The Author: To get more information on yoga, your body
and yoga and yoga tips visit http://www.therealy oga.com/

NEWTONS LAWS OF LOVE

First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.


Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend. 

WHAT NOT TO DO AFTER HAVING A MEAL

DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL


* Don't eat fruits immediately -


Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.



* Don't drink tea -


Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.



* Don't smoke -


Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


* Don't loosen your belt


- Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. 


* Don't bathe -


Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


* Don't walk about -


People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.




* Don't sleep immediately -


The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

15 Secrets of Better Health

ATTITUDE & FOCUS:

1) Concentrate on your health as opposed to losing weight. If you
have kids, concentrate on your kids and how you losing weight will
help improve the energy you bring to your relationship with them.

2) Hold yourself accountable and don't make excuses. We are all
extremely busy, but you can fit movement into your schedule. You owe
it to yourself to have some personal time at least 3 times per week.

3) When you exercise, be proud of yourself. Know how much that it
positively affects your energy, health and life.

4) Stay positive. Life is too short to beat yourself up over weight
that you have gained or workouts you have missed. Stay positive and
it will help all areas of your life.

5) Have fun. If your workouts are not fun, then you are not going to
keep doing them. So, if you dread going to a gym, don't go. Instead,
go for a walk, play with your kids in the yard, etc. If you can turn
the dreaded exercise word into a fun activity, then your chances of
being successful go up dramatically.

6) Throw the rear view mirror out the window. Concentrate on today
and tomorrow. You can't change the past and beating yourself up is
only going to drag you down and move you in the wrong direction.
Today is a new day so take advantage of it.

EXERCISE & MOVEMENT:

7) Do interval workouts 2 or 3 days per week. Intervals help you
BURN 30% MORE CALORIES PER WORKOUT and can help leave your
metabolism elevated for up to 12 hours after each workout. You can
access a FREE sample workout by going to:
http://www.NoExcuse sWorkouts. com/

8) Do the 6-minute No Excuses Workout 2 or 3 days per week. You can
do this quick and highly effective strength training workout right
in your living room; no equipment is required. You can access the
FREE sample workout by going to: http://www.NoExcuse sWorkouts. com/

9) Turn random acts into fitness. Take the stairs at work, park in
the furthest spot at the store or work, play with your kids instead
of sitting on the sideline, walk in place while brushing your teeth,
etc. Be creative and you can turn activities you already do into
opportunities to improve your health.

NUTRITION:

10) Always eat breakfast. Try to have it within 1 hour of waking
up. This will help keep your metabolism buzzing.

11) NEVER skip meals. This causes your metabolism to slow down and
sends the signal to your body to store your next meal as fat in
order to avoid starving.

12) Drink 64 ounces of water per day, plus one additional ounce per
minute of workout time. You should be going to the bathroom at
least once per hour.

13) Eat something every 2 hours. Make sure to have healthy snacks
midmorning and mid-afternoon. This also helps keep your metabolism
buzzing.

14) Only eat dessert once per week. This could save you 300
calories per day on the six non-dessert days (1,800 calories per
week). Since you have to have burned 3,500 more calories than you
consume to lose 1 pound, this new habit could lead to losing an
additional pound every two weeks or 26 pounds in one year!

15) Limit yourself to one soda per day. This is tough, but the
excess sugar is not good for your health and can cause major ups and
downs as far as your energy level. Instead, view your one soda as a
treat and substitute in water for a healthier habit.

12 symptoms of being in love

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away...

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......

Ya these are true points.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Top 12 LOVERS OF THE YEAR


 HAVE A LOOK ITS MESMERISING
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THE GOLD GOES TO 
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS: 
->Smart man + smart woman = romance 
->Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
->Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
->Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 


SHOPPING MATH: 
->A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
->A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS: 
->A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
->A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
->A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
->A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 


HAPPINESS: 
->To be happy with a man, 
->you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
->To be happy with a woman, 
->you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.
 


MEMORY: 
->Any married man should forget his mistake

FRUSTRATIONJ OF A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


Na Ye Chemistry Hoti ,
 
 Na Mein Student Hota

Na Ye Lab Hoti,
 
Na Ye Accident Hota


Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki

Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi



Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi

Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi 



Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha
 
Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar

Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha
 
Alcohol Ka Khumar



Benzene Sa Hota Tha
 
Uski Presence Ka Ehsas

Andhere Mein Hota Tha
 
Radium Ka Abhas



Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua

Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua



Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise

Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise 



Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua

Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua



Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare

Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe



Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat

Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath



Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker

Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar



Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha

Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta
Na Tha



Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Taranh

Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan.
 

COUNTRIES WITH THEIR MEANING

 H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. 

I.T.A.L.Y. 
I Trust And Love You. 

L.I.B.Y.A. 
Love Is Beautiful; You Also. 

F.R.A.N.C.E. 
Friendships Remain And Never Can End. 

C.H.I.N.A. 
Come Here..... I Need Affection. 

B.U.R.M.A . 
Between Us, Remember Me Always. 

N.E.P.A.L. 
Never Ever Part As Lovers. 

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration. 

K.E.N.Y.A 
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. 

C.A.N.A.D.A. 
Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction 

K.O.R.E.A. 
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity. 

E.G.Y.P.T. 
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!! 

M.A.N.I.L.A. 
May All Nights Inspire Love Always. 

P.E.R.U. 
Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us. 

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. 
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Somethings U Might Not Know

1. Coca-Cola was originally green. 
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they 
start with. 
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters 
only on one row of the keyboard. 
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! 
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.. 
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you 
Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the 
toughest tongue twister in the English language. 
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to 
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck 
and die. 
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from 
History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; 
" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar. 
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs 
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg 
in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. 
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of 
natural 
causes. 
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and 
laser printers all have in common? 
Ans. - All invented by women. 
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. 
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 
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20. A snail can sleep for three years. 
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21. All polar bears are left handed. 
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive 
from each salad served in first-class. 
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet. 
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'. 
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the 
body to squirt blood 30 feet. 
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have 
over 
million descendants. 
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in 
your ear by 700 times. 
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different 
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their 
elbow. 

Knowledge is to be shared & enjoyed.